The Bear Man

Out for his regular evening stroll with his new sign, (obviously the hand jobs for £3.50 are still available but he wanted to expand his opportunities) Bear Man ambles along in his rose tinted world. This may, at least in part, be down to the limited visibilities afforded by the bear suit. He had considered upgrading the suit to something less…worn, or even for one that afforded more ‘opportunities’. There had been some very interesting ones on the internet, even a few used ones on ‘Xbid’ TM that were very reasonably priced, promised limited soiling and a full refund if it didn’t provide full satisfaction. That’s something you just can’t argue with, but the 3 star sellers rating was pretty questionable. He thought it was a star rating anyway, they looked kind of like stars. Besides, with all these blow jobs for £5 he was sure to be doing, he could afford something really nice, like the one with the vibrating nose and removable tail. Or the wipe clean model. That’d one would be handy.